Mistakes build character
August 2011
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know, who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
That moment when your friends spot your crush
and they look back at you like…
and then you’re like…
When you're listening to a song and it stops playing but you don't realize it and you're just sitting in silence for ten minutes until you start to wonder why the fuck it's so quiet.
"Let's pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen"
Thank god he did pick up a pen
To all the people that have the same taste in music as me...
I have 2 modes on Tumblr.
Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.
Or reblogging everything in sight.
